s​/​t EP

by Shit Narnia

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Snarnz's 2nd EP, a bunch of songs written in 2014/ early 2015 about bad trips, self-castration & queerness.


released March 29, 2016

Music & lyrics by Shit Narnia
Recorded & mixed by Nick Emms, Sam D'Amico and Lee McQuillan
Mastered by Alan Smith at Begerk! Studios

Cover image by Grace Gamage
Sleeve design by Insomnia Design

Track 2 contains elements of 'I Wanna Be Sedated' by the Ramones.

Thx to Rhys Catlin, Iven Manning, Matt Kronberger, Grace Gamage, Olivia O'Donnell, friends, fam, bands, fans.



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Track Name: Dogwedding
it started with anxiousness got worse from there
house in a nice suburb but worse for wear
sink filled with dishes, loungeroom with trash
all sprinkled liberally with old conepiece ash

our host an old mate from our halls of learning
solid as she-oak could be more discerning
always surrounded by freeloading assholes
parked on the sofa, passing that glass bowl

dickhead attendees, none of them friends
standing alone while my mind slowly bends

Cerberus in bloom
the dog in the loungeroom
is seconds away from snapping snarling
tearing us all limb from limb
Lachlan's unaware
he'd have to be to dare
to treat the beast as if its just some
harmless puffed up ball of hair
its owner is some piece
of fucking macho scum
a manly fucking SS driver
telling us all
how the dogs on the run
how they've both had to flee
the beast's 300 man killing spree

but Lachlan keeps at it
baiting the monster
cuddling on up til it seems like he wants to
take the thing home
give it a bone
and marry the beast next week on a beach
and the rest of the room laughs
at the sight
but this farce only
panics me more because
its gonna kill us
its gonna kill us all
Track Name: Castration Fantasy #32
twenty twenty twenty four hours ago
I wanna be castrated
should've been done twenty years ago
I wanna be castrated
I wanna be castrated

so i'll cut my fucking dick off
tear by crotch flesh out in fistfuls
and in its place i'll re-attach
a kitchen knife or pistol
so I can't forget when I look down
that it knows not love does not create
when we are raised callous from birth
the cock's destruction incarnate
Track Name: Teeth
i'll flatten and flow when my metabolism fails
my flesh will cascade on geographical scales
i'll become torrential if I'm not contained
so encase me in iron, keep this flesh restrained

tear all my teeth out and give me replacements
take corporeal nature away
rebuild me from scratch in some suburban basement
I feel imprisoned in here today

peel off the rash ridden skin from my thighs
give me steel spring ankles and flawless grey eyes
my teeth aren't worth keeping they're neglected tombstones
I want the whole thing to be redone in chrome

tear all my teeth out and give me replacements
take corporeal nature away
rebuild me from scratch in some suburban basement
who the fuck needs nature anyway?
Track Name: This Is How They Kill Us
well she had to coax it out of me
but eventually i broke
and i battled through the lump that rose
and settled atop my throat to tell her
'all my adolescent years i've fought against the idea
that i'm wrong, that these desires are just
some falsehoods whispered in my ear'

and i cried into her chest then
and she held me tight and reassured me
that i am not alone this feeling's
implanted by those who'd seek to cure me
and i know that they'll keep trying
to push all of my self belief out
but i am proud of who i am
i know myself i reject their doubt

this is how they kill us
with this self doubt they fill us
we all feel it all of us
this is how they kill us
this is how they kill us